December 14, 2019
I had sworn off writing about The Jack-ass some months back! And I think I have done very well avoiding Him. But this impeachment thang has raised the state of our union to Defcon 1!!
Mike Huckabee is already in charge of The Idiot\’s 2024 campaign — which makes me think that the dynasty is in place and intractable.
I tend to agree with the Republicans that the issue that makes up this impeachment endeavor is a farce! I mean, we all function on quid pro quo.
But seemingly this incident was the straw that broke the camel\’s back for the Democrats.
I would have impeached Pumpkinhead from the day he insulted Carly Fiorina during the 2016 campaign (that was ground zero for his reckless abandon [to my mind]). He went on to insult every candidate running — yet they are all willing to suck-his-you-know-what these days. (More on this in a moment.)
In the last 4-years-or-so — Pumpkinhead (didja see that video of his toupee flying off in the wind?) has probably committed an impeachable crime per day! I can\’t believe that the-powers-that-be have given Trump longer than they gave John F. Kennedy: and I think that JFK was a much better American than The Donald (at least JFK did military service and participated in sports).
The fact that each of the congressional Republicans are all willing to look askance at Trump\’s high crimes and misdemeanors has me thinking that they\’ve all been castrated and turned into eunuchs.
Back-in-the-day, a eunuch was often in-charge of watching over his leader\’s women, whether they were concubines, or part of a harem, or multiple wives. They also tended to proselytize their leader\’s interests! (A little known fact is that the eunuch could allegedly still ejaculate for 9 months following castration — some \’experts\’ have suggested that they could go much, much longer!)
Whatever the case, we know that gelding horses and castrating dogs was meant to have the same effect as it had on humans: the male was meant to \”calm down\” and be less aggressive.
But these gelded Republican sycophants are doing a bang-up job for their Master (I am amazed at their aggressive rhetoric). I am so amazed that I\’m wondering if there isn\’t another dynamic at work here; that being — that their Master has infected them with rabies and they are all becoming rabid at the same time?
The exquisite irony of this situation is, that all-of-these limp dicks have left their wives (or significant others) to be fucked by Trump. Not a literal fucking, mind you (because I doubt that the Mushroom Dick could satisfy all-of-them) — but more symbolically — as Trump has metaphysically and spiritually fucked each of their wives since they lost their balls to Him (Lindsey Graham excluded).
I\’m not quite sure how this Master Gelder (I\’ve created this term) pulls-them-off. He must be deft and very, very quick to have rendered so many \”ball-less.\” Perhaps His mastery of lying and Reality TV serve Him in these subtle castrations?
Which brings me to our female Republican representatives — who also support their Pimp as fervently as their male counterparts — yet they have no balls to be parted from? Unless they have been the \”men\” in their marriages??!!
Has He promised them a big 12-incher — utilizing a special ruler that magnifies a 5-6 incher into something twice the size? I\’m betting Reality TV can make this happen! And these Republican congresswomen, in turn, cuckold their spouses for the Pimp Daddy (and probably not for the first time!). A cuckold is: the husband of an adulterous wife. In evolutionary biology, the term is also applied to males who are unwittingly investing parental effort in offspring that are not genetically their own.
I can\’t believe there is not a single testicle among the lot!!??
God Save the King? This king has already been saved by a legion of eunuchs!