Trifecta

May 29, 2023

A Trifecta is a situation in which you achieve 3 things.  If we were to gauge the anti-social features of the gentleman named below — we would be achieving 3 things…

****er Carlson (a BA from Trinity College; 1991)

Some time back I devoted an entire essay to the titan of visual media, the most watched (and quoted) TV entertainer: ****er Carlson.  As a matter of fact, I wanted to title this entire attempt as — A Revisit to ****er Carlson — but, as noted, I had already done the ****er Carlson bit and didn\’t feel like over-killing the quaint pun.

Suffice to say, we now know that ****er is not afraid to lie on national TV; and, judging from the movement of his fans away from FOX to other conservative outlets awaiting his resurgence — we can safely say that his fan base enjoys being lied to.  I guess in certain incidences I too have appreciated being lied to…

Elon Musk (a BA and BS from University of Pennsylvania; 1997)

I watched Bill Maher\’s interview of Elon Musk on April 28th.  I had to watch it 3 times to determine whether Elon Musk was making any sense at all.  At first he didn\’t seem to be — but on my 3rd viewing — I did begin to follow Elon\’s train of thought.

 I was surprised that Bill M. treated Elon with kid gloves, however.  Perhaps Bill was deferring to perceived genius and those humanitarian aspects of Musk (which I\’m not sure are very many). 

And then, when Musk tried to connect his Woke Mind Virus theory to the First Amendment (and made no sense at all) — I realized what a social misfit he is.  The entire purpose of education is to awaken the person being educated to understanding and appreciating much more than they would have had they lain in ignorance.  It\’s time for Elon to examine his South African heritage during the apartheid years and his separation and disconnect from his father before I take him seriously (again).

Hunter Biden (BA from Georgetown 1992; Jurisprudence from Yale 1996)

Now I finally understand why Hunter Biden makes a buck wherever and whenever he can — he\’s paying $20,000.00 a month in child support!  That\’s quite a support ticket!

While Hunter seemingly has a better education than both Musk and Carlson — he sure isn\’t using it — or has lost it altogether.  He reminds me of a Merry Prankster I met back-in-the-day (circa 1975) and this fellow had done enough acid to, to, to…well, to enter another dimension.

I\’m not sure what Hunter\’s drug of choice was/is — but judging from his teeth and idiocy on display — I would think crystal meth.

Now I\’m no teetotaler when it comes to self medication — but the stuff these young people ingest definitely blows my mind!  I don\’t know how they continue to function — or, in Hunter\’s case — try to function.

So here we have it: 3 White Boys who came from means and follow their individual paths like the famous 3 monkeys:

One of them speaks no evil;

Another hears no evil;

and the other sees no evil

I leave my readers to match them up!